Over 1650 crude jokes. They contain swearing are are likely to offend everyone.
Over 1650 crude jokes.They are just that CRUDE, they contain swearing are are likely to offend.
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Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset
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Examples of what39;s inside jokes are not censored in the app:
quot;What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
Ct Stubble.quot;
quot;The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, quot;When you die and go to Heaven ... which
part of your body goes first?quot;
Suzie raised her hand and said, quot;I think it39;s your hands.quot;
quot;Why do you think it39;s your hands, Suzie?quot;
Suzie replied, quot;Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands firstquot;
quot;What a wonderful answer,quot; the teacher said.
Now, Tommy raised his hand and said, quot;Teacher, I think it39;s your legs.quot;
The teacher looked at him with the strangestlook on her face.
quot;Now, Tommy, why do you think it would be your legs?quot;
Tommy said, quot;Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy39;s bedroom the other night,
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was moaning, 39;O God, I39;m
coming39; And if Dad hadn39;t had her pinned down, we39;d a lost her for surequot;quot;
quot;One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor.
The doctor said, quot;Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle
yourself.quot;
So he went out and bought a starter pistol.
When he got home, his wife was naked in bed, ready for him. So they
got in the 69 position and started at it. Soon he felt the urge to
cum, so he fired the pistol.
The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went.
He said, quot;Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, st
in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his
hands up.quot;quot;
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